he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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