Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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