Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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