I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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