you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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