Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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