this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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