He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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