Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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