Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
she pinky promised me she was 18
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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