Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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