How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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