Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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