WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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