She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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