Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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