My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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