I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Holy sore nipples Batman
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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