So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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