after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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