he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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