he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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