it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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