It's like God shit irony all over that family
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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