Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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