A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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