I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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