This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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