is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
So squirting runs in the family.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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