Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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