i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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