I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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