Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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