if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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