dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i may or may not be watching the land before time
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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