hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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