Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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