i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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