My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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