I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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