See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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