i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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