she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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