do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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