Define "chronic" masturbator.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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