they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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