did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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