You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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