We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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