How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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