What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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