He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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