i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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