sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
