A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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