Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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