yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
