that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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